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Geez.Okay, first let me apologize for the lateness of this post. it's been nearly year since i popped anything here. and while i'm sure everyone you know (and possibly even you) has a blog with, like- 3 posts then nothing, it was always my goal to keep this thing up to date. so, what happened? renal failure. My family has a history of kidney disease, and it was my turn up to bat.so, first I got

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Oh. My. GOD, you guys! Okay, here is what happened... I was having a normal, run of the mill bachelor evening (READ: Watching Metalocolypse and playing video games in my underwear) when I decided to dig a bit through the Birmingham Weekly archives to find some older apocalyptic tales I'd unleashed upon you, my loyal readers. While doing this, I began to notice the occasional comment

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So, at my day job there are now cupcakes. they are pretty and the girl that makes them is really cute, but everyone is reacting as if they have NEVER seen a cupcake in real life. this has lead to a sort of pavlovian sickness on my part whenever i hear the word cupcake. geez, people. it's a cuke cake not the grail of Nic Cage...

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"God bless his heart, he's homely as sin..."

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yeah. about that-I was rehersing for shakespeare for TEN STRAIGHT WEEKS! and betwwen that and my day job something had to give.anyway, here's the scoop- the shows went well, i'm rested up, and i'm back on my duty.sorry.creeps ahoy!

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Four innocent turtles before they were mutated by a vampire bat...

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note- this counts as saturdays, since i was out of town!

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I watched Twilight “I’m writing a book about vampires.” “Sweet! Classic rules, right? Burn in the sun, can’t enter your home uninvited, cast no reflection…” “No- I said VAMPIRES! Go where they want, walk around in the daytime, love mirrors. Do it with other dudes at the gas station. Teen girls and frustrated middle aged secretaries alike will all love these tales.” “You’re a genius

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It’s a good thing my religion’s stance on suicide is clear, because 2 minutes into this mess I was ready to Eliot Smith. Alright, let’s back up… Last year I talked about how stupid I found the idea of a Sex and the City movie and how I’d eventually have to watch it to make sure I wasn’t being too rough on the thing. Now that I’ve seen it, I have to admit… I wasn’t rough enough! What a

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Drawn on the back of my current Lease!

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Hey! Wasn't I supposed to put some writing on this here blog? my bad!Here is part one of the Tex adventure of party crashers.Don't forget to read Uncanny Alfie and Dexter Pepper!INT. Bank lobby DAYThe guard’s eyes water, then roll back in his head as Smoke pours from a revolver on the opposite side of the room.The gun belongs to Tex. He is trembling, breathing heavily, and wearing a bandanna mask

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Part 1: Tex is a common name among the dead(Wherein Tex arrives at prison and is given the briefest of rundowns on the status quo)Here is how it works. The blacks are split into the gang bangers and the Muslims. The Muslims spend their time trying to atone and make themselves better. Most of the bangers deal H. they only deal with people that deal with the H but they will not hesitate to shank

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Part 2: Fifty-Two(Wherein things get sticky)You have to be careful behind bars, because anything can be used as a weapon. This is especially true when you’re talking about this particular prison.In Henning State Maximum Security Prison, you are always in danger of being seriously injured or killed by the most mundane of objects.We aren’t talking the typical shiv made from a sharpened spoon or

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he ain't dead, y'all!

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it's been a long day...

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That cough- i hope it goes away before Timmy's party...

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had a dream that a flesh colored blob the size of a football was pulling itself across the floor towards me. yeah.

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CAT HEAD IN A JAR(sing to the tune of "Cat head near a car") Cat head in a Jar!...You know you gonna go far!Cat head in a jar!...I told you you'd be a star, girl!

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hahaha...ugh......I don't know... 306 days to go!

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Chris Garrison is to blame!

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here. take the entire page. it's cool.

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What lays eggs and loves Dom DeLouise? Haw!

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This one is covered in my blood. don't ask why.

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Horrible week continues!

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Kissing bandit!?

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1700-1862 For Mike Cunliffe. horrible scan, but here you go...

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Chris Garrison hopes that I receive a cease and desist letter...But I'm gonna ignore it!

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Horrible facts about the jerry1- Smaller than it seems2- Lives in a hive with thousands just like it.3- Sprays it's eggs in your mouth at night.

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Shannon! Look out! He's escaped from your dreams!

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The comic strip "adventures" of Robot Cat, Attorney at action, featuring Beezle! I mean- why not, right?

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Recently I was added to a very prestigious collection of local drawing types thanks to my Creep-A-Day nonsense.You should go and check it out! The people over there are damn good, and it does my heart well to see others doing what they love here in the Murderham!http://saltyhamcartooneestas.blogspot.com/

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1.I had never really believed in the concept of love at first sight. I thought the entire concept was too romantic to really exist outside of fluffy pink Parisian settings of 1960’s Technicolor yarns. I tried to rationalize the feeling that I had for her the moment I laid my eyes on her by interpreting them as lust. My mind wouldn’t allow me to. I couldn’t defile her, even in dreams. All I could

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for Miranda

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Suggested my Mike Cunliffe

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drawn on scrap paper really quickly at work this morning...

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From...Emma (age 4)!

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Suggested by Chris Garrison

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who says puppies need eyes?

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Firey exposed brain and a zipper for a mouth. Chuck is the top of the line in reanimation sciences...

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1.Blue. I didn’t get it. Blue. They told me that it was a color, and I didn’t get that either. The concept of color was completely lost to me during rehabilitation. Blue, they said, was a primary color along with red and yellow. All other colors were a combination of one or more of these primaries. Then, there were the spectrums of light that allowed me to see the colors, which I managed to

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Bobsaur! The body of a terrifying dinosaur...... the face of a balding middle-aged man with no lower jawbone- Can you withsatnd the terror!?!

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Emma did it!

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1.Just as she was leaving the apartment, I took my chance and kissed her. She seemed surprised, but not disgusted. I was really happy that she wasn’t disgusted. She was flustered though, and her only response was “Oh…” I never saw her again after that. She mailed me and said that I was too reliable to be around. This made no sense to me, but I was used to this sort of nonsense. I saved the letter

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Here you go, Emma.Dropsey doodle.he's a little strange.well- a LOT strange..

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Suggested by Chris Garrison, who is just as cute as Emma but in a different way!

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Lambshow Emma,flipping around the lambs.They just want to rest, Emma!Stop that flippin'!

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Emma! where do you come up with these things!?

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(J’Mel drunk dials celebrities you may or may not have heard of and leaves embarrassing voicemail messages)Halle BerryHey Halle. It’s J’Mel. I was just watching Monster’s Ball. That sex scene with Slingblade was off the chain, baby girl! “Make me feel good!” I’ll make you feel good! I just want too say something, and I guess if you get mad or disagree you can blame it on the liquor because I’m as

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For Emma (of course!)

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If he stops swimming, it's a sin...and he'll stab you!

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1.Daddy hadn’t been home in over a week. Mama said that there was something important going on at work and that he had to stay. Whenever there was something important, Daddy had to stay. Spring break was going to be over in two days, though, so I wished every night that he’d come home. 2.Jody has been going with this boy named Sharpie from around the Quick Stop. She likes him because he has a van

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1.I guess you could call Danielle my first girlfriend. It was the third grade, and when I think back on it, I’m ashamed of the entire experience. Our relationship basically boiled down to sexual harassment lite. I grabbed her ass a lot, and she didn’t mind. That was the extent of the relationship. Also, I let her use my jacket once when our class went to see the symphony. Now that I think about

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Itchy McGee!Again, for Ms. Emma!

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Hey Sue, how are you?I like Popsicles!Okay. How is your Mother?I like Popsicles.Uh...Popsicles!Thank you, Sue.Thank you popsicles!(Thank you Emma!)

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Cryothep, Unfrozen Mummy from the future...

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Pickle Pockel suggested by Emma Shurley!Sorry for the wait!!

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